can you feel it now mr. krabs

Art Thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs...
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs

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what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!

"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!

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Where you can go and what you can do while you're there

A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

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In space, no one can hear you scream.

This is the tagline for the film Alien, which was directed by Ridley Scott, not James Cameron, as currently stated on this site. Cameron directed the sequel, Aliens.

"In space, no one can hear you scream." is on e of the most quoted and parodied timelines in film history. It would have been more accurate if applied to Cuaron's Gravity, in which the silence of space plays a role in the narrative.

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Can you meet me halfway

to meet someone halfway of the journey

can you meet me halfway sami?

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How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I whip it out whenever I can

a undefined saying used by Michael Buckley in his famous Youtube series WHAT THE BUCK?!

I love you bitch...I whip it out whenever I can...I don't know what that mean..WHAT THE BUCK?!

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