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Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.
Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.
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That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.
I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease
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Saying meaning life is unpredictable.
Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
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To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.
As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.
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the sweet tasty giner of a red-haired hottie
Did you see the pic of Lindsey Lohan's ginger snatch cookie in the net?
Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.
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Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks
"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.
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the best cookie ever he is so hot he could take me from behind and mess me up omg..
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