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When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole
My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole
Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'
'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
When someone skips a song you love
What the fuck? You smashed my jam
The act of spending too much time in a project while using methamphetamines.
A man you think about all the time.
Mr. Jams, I think about you all the time.
bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.
I will not put up with any of your duff jam
Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.
"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."