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A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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Pavement. The paved ground of a sidewalk or parking lot.
Yo, G-Wizza, you should open up that car soon, the pave-piece is burnin' my feet-skies.
The genitals of an individual who has undergone a female to male sex-change. The resulting penis (the piece) is fabricated (built) out of the existing genital meat.
Nah, that's a tranny. He's got a BUILT PIECE.
Someone who sells themselves or their services indiscriminately.
Get out of here you no good piece of rent.
A good suck and handy performed in tandem
Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night