Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people

Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

your uncle trap

Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian

13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*

Goofy ah uncle productions

My album name for a school project and some uncle

He is listening to goofy ah uncle productions.

step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.