Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

Uncle Chester

Everybodys Favourite Uncle

Uncle chester the molester

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings child.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings children.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!