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A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
Uncle: Hey, Jordan....
Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB
Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian
13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*
After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.
Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.
Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!
A biological woman who has the unfortunate appearance/countenance of her father's brother.
You have an extreme case of "uncle face."
uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.
suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth
This is an urban term used to imply that you plan to beat a person like there mama. Although, the person saying this phrase is not related to them.
"James shut the hell up before i uncle sister mama yo ass"