A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.
"I'm cow edging"
Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum
Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards
a imternal burp thats aounds like a cow
/what was that? it was a cow burp
A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse
"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"