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Same as people causing wars for religious purposes a.k.a getting justification for doing one's own ideals and mostly wrong thigs.
Why did you kill him?
Don't hate the player hate the game
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The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"
Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"
Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!
I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.
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What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.
Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."
Guy: "OK, I understand completely."
Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
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A tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word 'liquor'.
Drinkin' Man 1: "Hey, let's go get some liquor!"
Drinkin' Man 2: "Liquor? I don't even know her!"
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A phrase used to tell another person to politely say, "I have no interest in continuing this conversation or listening to you complain." In its hardly ever used long form, it would be used as, "I don't know what to tell you to get you to shut up." Extensively used when people present you with a problem, you offer advice to them on viable solutions, but they come up with excuses why they can't follow your advice.
Person A; "complain, complain, complain. My car broke and I can't get to work now. And boss says he'll fire me if I miss another day!"
Person B; "Take the bus."
Person A; "There's no bus route within a quarter mile, and my feet hurt so much."
Person B; "Take a cab."
Person A; "I can't afford a cab with these car repair bills!"
Person B; "I don't know what to tell you."
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Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.