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A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
The time you tell about losing your virginity but it wasn't the first but the most memorable
Shit... I lost my second virginity... it was the best!
An idiot who unapologetically expresses how much a virgin he is in everything he does, with no shame or thought whatsoever about it. Often dresses in a singular fashion or color, for example, blue.
"Did you see Aaron today? I saw that Blue Virgin zip by on campus on his dumbass scooter."
Dude I heard that kevin gave her that Virgin Piston
A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Tommy Dickinson
*Tyrone humper
*Mayonnaise eater
*Likes it when Tyrone sniffs his banana
Tommy is a person with no virginity