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Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.
*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”
The 43rd President of the United States of America
George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.
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If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.
I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.
Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.
Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.
Girl: Well that explains it!
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1. A female who has both a terribly ugly face, coupled with grossly hairy or unshaven legs. Probably the worst looking specimen of female humanity.
To be an 'ugly face, beasty legs'.
Dude: "Man, that chick is gross."
Other Dude: "I know. A true 'ugly face, beasty legs' is what you have there.
Dude: "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."
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A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".
I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!
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Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
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Babies that have gay legs. Or babies that are born with gay legs.
The doctor said my son was born with gay legs.
Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay
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