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23rd of January is national suck a dick day.
“It’s national suck a dick day.”
“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”
May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.
I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!
slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
When you and your significant other don’t care about Valentine’s Day, so instead, you take Valium and eat Crab legs.
Hey babe. Tonight we celebrate Valiumtine’s Day. I’ve got these crab legs and Valium.
If your name is Thomas, you can cop free head for nov 16
It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
Don't let him go, he is the sweetest kid I have ever met
Thomas Day is not smart though