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A sarcastic expression that can be used to playfully mock a statement said in broken english, including grammatically incorrects statement or a statement with incorregly speeled werds. Can be said in real life, or over text. Usually said to a third party listener before to the person who said the sentence, or at the same time.
Person A: Yesterday's interview were great!
Person B, to person C: England is my city!
A true statement for 2825 people across the world.
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'. Yes, I can rap and no, I'm not from Compton. England is my city. And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty. I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty.
Credit to: Nick Crompton
Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
An amazingly talented group of guys from Williamsport, PA playing their metal music around not only the state, but the US. If you get a chance to see Trevor, Luke, Taylor, Dale, and Jay play a show, don't pass up the chance. You won't regret it.
Go check them out on facebook and myspace!
Joe: "Hey, seen any good concerts lately?"
Tim: "Yeah! I just saw My Heart To Fear! They're amazing!"
using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job
Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?
Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.
When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
it means that a woman is on her period
“hey girl”
on the phone: “hey have you got your period yet mine is late”
“yeah i am on my dot i started today”