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The "one" that's perfect for you in every way and checks all your boxes.
I will probably never find my Faye.
To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)
I am going to rage-quit my life.
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why
I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.
its just a substitute for most swear words for me.
My Gingers how u been
Friend: MATH!!
Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit