It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!
13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Shorties. Haha I am tall.
Bully your shortest friend day!
The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life
Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”
Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!
Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!
A day where you get your favourite noodles and enjoy them. Preferably high as fuck
Omg it’s national ramen day let’s go eat some kimchi
this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !
someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"
National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.
Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!