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Shootin' Day last from May 4th to May 9th, if you can afford, then you can celebrate Shootin' Day, meaning you can be a school shooter in any Australian school (you also have to t-pose for 3-5 seconds after shooting your first target)
"Hey Bob did you know Shootin' Day is next week?"
"No what is it?"
"I won't tell you but just don't go to school next week"
"Ok...? "
october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis
“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*
the day of October 20nth is officially known as chrome world 303 4L day
March 4th is national sip day! No one knows why! It just is! Take a sip of ur cup and say hi to sip thats it thats sip day!
Woah is it National Sip day? I forgot to take a sip!
April 7 every year is national Booby day where you send your boyfriend your titties and or you playing with them to show your love
“hey baby it’s national booby day, can i see your honkers?”
An Russian joke about Valentine's Day but the Day (February 14th) is also an Day when the Russian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo got executed, on February 14th, 1995.
Person 1: What's day is February 14th?
Person 2: Valentine's Day!
Person 3: No, it's Chikatilo's Execution Day!!
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)