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Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 13, 2011


european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 7, 2012


Throwing Ass

the expression of some extreme emotion (based on context)

I failed this class, because the professor is throwing ass.

I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.

by hahasun December 24, 2022


ass jaunt

1. Yo black slam
2. Shit you say when you angry

1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight

Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt

Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick

by At jaunt October 14, 2014


Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.

I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.

by rule5 September 17, 2020


Ass Mane

If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.

Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020


Ass Mane

When your ass hair reaches at least 3" long and starts to become extremely unruly. Ass mane will help facilitate swamp ass if you have been drinking and become white girl wasted. Note that ass mane can be much longer than these lengths, and 3" is a conservative estimate. Also, see tramp mane for similar undesirable hair locations.

Damn!! That guy basically has an assfro coming out of his little salmon-colored Hollister shorts. I bet he drops his pants down on cruise ships to show impressionable young girls that his ass hair is only more like 1.5" long.

Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass

by Cholo Financial Planner July 6, 2021