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A true statement for 2825 people across the world.
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'. Yes, I can rap and no, I'm not from Compton. England is my city. And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty. I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty.
Credit to: Nick Crompton
Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.
post-sex drip that leaks a puddle all over the sheets
he came then I croaked my frog all over the bed
When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.
Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you
Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.
A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.
"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."