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The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.
I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body
Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
Act of masturbation.
Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"
i.e. Go take a smoke break
Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right
Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
This means fuck my life.
Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.
Her: Fuck my ear.
when two people grind gears
“santi you should grind my gears”
“okay sabrina maybe i will😏”