A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass
When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it
Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.
A Venmo someone sent (either requesting or sending money) with the purpose of insulting you
Venmo request: “Here’s money for my share of dinner last week- you clearly need it more than me”
“Wow that was a bitch ass Venmo”
Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"
Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!
She got a damn dump truck it’s the biggest fattest damn thing I’ve ever seen
Keira’s ass is defined as gyatt