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when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you
hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!
friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!
When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
When performing anal sex, just before climax the male member pulls out and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Who then transfers the load into his anal cavity. Where he then evacuates the load into the females vagina
It was Mary and I's one year anniversary so I treated here to The Dirty Dick Devontè.
Verb - when a person is humming and deep throats a person's dick all the way down to the balls. Then once down licks the balls and rapidly shakes their head while trying to sag " I am not a crook"
Man she blew my mind when she gave me a Tricky Dick Nixon !!!
She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee
Founded by jxhysdf on instagram. She invented this term in a mental hospital. A limp dick supreme is a man who has no sense of rizz yet somehow rizzes all the bitches up anyway. He is commonly known as 'goofy' and 'ugly ahh' yet he is seemingly very attractive in a way. Known to turn men gay.
man, Mr. Q is a limp dick supreme ong.
Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.
My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.