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Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.

"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"

by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019


Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating

Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm

by Assberg December 19, 2023


slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk January 11, 2016


Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 10, 2018


dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag February 14, 2016


Dick Overdose

When youve been getting it on for over 72 hours and you start overdosing on it.
Symptoms include
-Pain, Numbess or swelling
-Psychosis
-Dickmatization

"She nearly dick overdosed on me yesterday"

by PHDInPhotography June 12, 2022


tremor dick

uncircumcised penis. looks like the big worm on tremors

that dude doesnt need lube to beat off, hes a tremor dick

by October 20, 2017