There IS an 'I' in team!!!

Are you sick of being told to shut up during a group project? We've all heard 'there is no I in team' far too many times. Guess what, your individuality and contribution counts. And, there IS an I in team if you look closely enough.

Look at the A in the letter team .. sorry the A is a bit sloppy. See it?

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George: Get your butt over here and finish this biology lab!
Bob: I've already done my share, you take a turn for a change, dammit! I couldn't care less.
George: You know what they say ... *smirk* there is no I in team!
Bob: Actually, there IS an 'I' in team!!!
George: *mind blown*

i felt that

something a fucking retard says

retard: "Bro, when he said ..., I felt that..."
me: "Shut up you sound dumb"

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

i saw

having sex with a really hot girl

I saw you last night.

I-man

Steve Jobs... a Legend!!!

I-man; the I phone creator
Ipad
I pod

I culture.....

i-mo

EYE-MO

1: A person or persons engaging in one of the mannerisms of being emo through the use of an i-pod.

2: Purposefully avoiding contact with and or removing oneself from people in a place generally ment for socializing.

Person one: Look at that guy all alone at the back of the bus, looking all pissed off... I tried to talk to him but he just ignored me.

Person two: Ya, forget it, he's being a total i-mo...