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A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.
Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road with a nudge from a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden surge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.
In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.
Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
idk wtf is they gay shit about some lesbians or some shit
no nigga you say "boi" when a nigga needs to get roasted
jerome is wearing skechers
tyrone is wearing nike
jerome: yo what up nigga you like my new shoes?
tyrone: *inhale* BOI FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THOSE OL' UGLY ASS SKECHERS
A group of capable men who will brutally go after certain people in power whenever they overstep the mark, to keep them in check. These ruffians will go to great lengths to keep these heavy-weights where they belong, usually with the application of violence.
"If he doesn't cough up the money in twenty-four hours, I'll send the boys 'round"
A male who with a lot of lesbian friends.
See also dyke, fag hag.
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
A wealthy, rather effeminate young man who delights in wearing designer clothes, fake tan and an expensive haircut. Mildly derogatory, although some might take it as a compliment.
He's such a fresh boy.
A Stupid fucking dirty south gorilla shit that makes me wanna puke my fucking branins out.
Its a fucking gay song and everytime someone dances i wanna go up to there fucking face and shit in there mouth
FUCK YOU IF UR A FAN OF THAT GAY SHIT
Soulja Boy: Soulja Boy up in dis hoe
Rocker: What the fuck are you doing?
Souja Boy: Crank that bitch!
Rocker: are you fucking retarded
Soulja Boy: oh yea watch this shit! superman dat hoe
Rocker: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN! I WOULD BE RAPED BY BRITTNEY SPEARS AND LINDSEY LOHAN WHILE AN APE IS SMACKING MY ASS THEN LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING SHIT!
Soulja Boy: (Runs out silently and tells his pussy rapper friends)