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One who owns someone and/or licks their willie
How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?
The willie licker just licked all your willies!
When something is significantly less than described.
Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.
I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.
@jozdict on Instagram.
person 1: “you see that dweeb over there listening to music alone”
person 2: “yeah can’t you tell that’s a willy rodriguez fan… @jozdict on Instagram”
person 1: “ew”
person 2: “lol”
a pretty racist dude. don’t fuck with this guy unless you wanna get effed. he’s one of those who like to say, “i ain’t racist but..” don’t mess with him if your an immigrant in home-goods. he could also be an antisemitic nazi…
willy electric: “I ain’t racist but…”
person: “But what, willy?!”
Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.
Masturbation
Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern
A loser who sucks at cod and HAS to run 300 hurdles bahahaha whata bum
Me: imagine being a bum, that would suck
Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck