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Neglecting to zip up your trousers.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"
When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."
The rare yet exhilarating feeling of catching a fly between one’s fingertips and muttering in exclamation; “ooh da fly!”
“ooh da fly!”
A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.
Did you see that flying fat cat?
Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.
that mexican has a hairy spanish fly trap
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The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.
" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?
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