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a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)
shut up clown ass
stop acting like a clown ass
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A fart so pungent the smell lingers in the air, like a thick fog.
Irwin: Oh my God, what is that foul smell? It's stinging my nostrils.
Bryan: That's my dog, Odin. His air biscuits are pretty intense.
Irwin: Dude, that ass fog is so bad I can practically see it linger in the air. What do you feed that animal?
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Object that will bounce on your cock untill you cum like crazy
Make sure you slap it hard a couple times before you fuck it
Girl: oh yes! Fuck my ass!
Guy: it's such a nice ass and I'm gonna cum all over it!
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The art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans ass cheeks. Applying your nose to her asshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky turdcutter. You continue to partake of her cheesey scented crapper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your cock.
My old lady was ready for some action. I spread her ass wide and sniffed her wrinkled sheriffs star deeply. It was greatly funky. I sniffed again and began licking and sucking her stink star until the flavor was gone. She was sucking my crank so hard, I busted a nut deep in her throat while I buried my tongue deep in her crapper.
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ACTUAL MEANING TO REPLACE CURRENT LAME! ENTRY:
1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.
2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.
3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.
4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. You ASS VACUUM!
2. Dude... that teacher is such an ass vacuum.
3. "Ass vacuum..." in online chat.
4. Ok guys, time for the 2nd annual Ass Vacuum competition!
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used when someone needs to be treated, possibly for doing or saying something dumb i.e.:
"get yo neck azz outta here"
"get yo neck ass outta here ho"
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Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.
I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.
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