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When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.
“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”
Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.
Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!
When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy
When you poop a massive turd and it splashes water up your anis so far that you digest the water
Jeffie: "dude I have to poop so bad"
Kennis: " then go"
Jeffie: " but dude it will be an anal splash if I go
Kennis: "oh dude I HATE THOSE!!"
A multi pronged sexual device worn by a woman as a headpiece and used to please her man by anal penetration.
Girl 1: Hey, did you go out with that NFL Kicker the other night?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean Neil Rackers. Yes and he made me use those anal antlers on him again.
Girl 1: I thought you told him never again after he shit all over your face last time?
A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food
I had the worst anal chopsticks ever