beat the piss out of you

Beating someone to a pulp. Knockin' your ass out

Motha fucka, you step to me again.....I'm gonna beat the piss out of you!!

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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

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Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

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Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

Very unique game for the Nintendo GameCube. Players control DK through sidescrolling levels in his quest to earn beats and become king of the jungle by tapping the bongo drums and clapping their hands. Despite being a blast to play, it suffered from a very short length and lack of a multiplayer option.

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat had me beating off all the time at first, but eventually the bongos just didn't hold the same allure they once had...

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beating her back out

To engage in sexual activity, usually in what is often referred to as "doggy-style," in a somewhat violent manner as to cause much volume from your victim, but much pleasure for both parties.

She screamed aloud as she lost her hip control while I was beating her back out

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but can he beat goku

A term Gotards use when you bring up any anime character. Some us this as a joke but other are serious.

Person A: this my favorite character fro-
Gotard: BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU

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the devil is beating his wife

Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

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