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I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

by Henuttedinmysock November 2, 2020

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You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

Read the first 2 words

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 7, 2021

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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

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I Ain't Ever Seen 2 Pretty Best Friends

According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)

wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..

by Lovelyselina November 12, 2020


National kiss your guy best friend day

23. August is national kiss your guy best friend day

No matter if he is talen or not you have to kiss him once

Hey, it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess

by havefunguys0333 August 13, 2019

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National give your girl best friend a hoodie day

November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girls love getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!

“Happy national give your girl best friend a hoodie day!”

“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
Brilliant

by National days for all November 28, 2020


i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

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