Bird Beakin'

Press bare butt cheecks up against window, make sure some unsuspecting person is on the other side and the deficate (poop) just enough to leave a mark on the window then inhale the shit back into your butthole "bird beak"

Do it on a windshield when someone in the driver seat. Bird Beakin'

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werd bird

just another catchy way of saying "werd"

"oh werd bird!"

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Bird Watcher

Guy(s) who just wants to see and some birds (women).
A guy who takes the bird to their “sanctuary” and rehabilitates them the next morning.

Yo, at the party last night I was being such a bird watcher and there were some bad birds. And after a few bird seed that shit was so free...

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Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.

Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.

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Jail Bird

A female so ugly and genuinely hideous, you wouldn’t even have sex with if you just came straight out of jail.

“Yo bro you think this girl’s attractive?”
“Nah she’s a right Jail Bird!”

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the birds are out

you tell this to the fiance / girlfriend of a tatted up little lunatic that rides around smoking black and milds with his shirt off.

toughguy :

girl... i'lll never hurt you like that... that's that nigga that ride around with his shirt off huh... yeah... the birds are out

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Suck A Bird

Slang for “eat chicken”. It is used humorlessly.

James: Do you want the go to the diner and suck a bird?
Tyler: What?!?!
James: It means eat some chicken, dumbass.

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