Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

Dark white

dark white is a social construct used by the monkeys who are darker then the night sky bc they are insecure of the comments used by the amusing 400iq of uncle ruckus

friend 1 “idc you’re still black”
friend 2 “stfu i’m dark white”

Dark white

It's gray dumbass. What do want from me?

Look at that dark white wall.

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh

A very handsome and loving monkey. I would like to fuck his dog, but more so him.

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh is so hot a would love to see him.

Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions

- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"

Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""