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7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024


old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance

Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.

by goodoldryman September 13, 2020


old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 13, 2020


Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017


dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment October 3, 2015


Kirklyn dark

A fun loving, silly girl. She’s always there for you when you need her and will be by your side no matter what. She’s not too popular but you learn to love her. She’s very emotional

Have you met Kirklyn dark? She’s amazing!

by Kirkyyy April 11, 2020


dark asf

Typically a tall black guy with the name of Reginald who is similiar in color to charcoal.

Dayyum reggie dark asf

by Ryan Wise January 18, 2016