the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.
when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”
When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you
Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.
Carrying out the law using unconventional methods
Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place
A fun loving, silly girl. She’s always there for you when you need her and will be by your side no matter what. She’s not too popular but you learn to love her. She’s very emotional
Have you met Kirklyn dark? She’s amazing!
Typically a tall black guy with the name of Reginald who is similiar in color to charcoal.