Always joking around, can make anybody laugh with his stupid jokes.
Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
That one outistic kid in class always trying to get attention.
Dylan: *screams* yesterday i had some Roblox pussy!!
An extremely average type of guy. Sucks at fighting and thinks he's an absolute unit which is quite the opposite
Dylan: I would fully destroy you in a fight
Literally anyone: shutup bitch
The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.
A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.
Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.