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Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.
Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
He is the best guy alive. Some people compare him to god, but he doesn't accept it. He is really good at soccer and football. You should see him as running-back, he is a G.O.A.T. All the girls want to date him.
Dude 1: Hey, who is Ethan?
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.
A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.
"Ethan, you're so sped."
Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
Ethan: Mom can I go play fortnite on my Xbox now?
Mom: FUCK NO YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
Omg that guy looks like a Greek god, his name’s probably Ethan.