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A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."
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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
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Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.
That exam was five times harder than concrete.
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Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"
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A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.
The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle
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asshole to asshole stimulation, typically occurs between gay men or weird people.
Bob was afraid of getting any STDs from Allan, so they just Filipino high-five'd
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the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock in to madam palm and her five sisters
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