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when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.
hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.
When you shove a baguette up your butt
Yo she hit me with that French helicopter last night. I started screaming in French. I don’t even know French
When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.
My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.
Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.
“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”
When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.
Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked
A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball
Wow that Clint is such a French wheel