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Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

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Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 12, 2010

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fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".

Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."

by John Walter Smith April 21, 2011

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Excuse The Fuck

A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.

(Warning there were real quotes)
β€œOne time I accidentally nutted in my eye”

β€œExcuse the fuck”

β€œYou people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
β€œEXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”

by @W01 October 28, 2020

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.

During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.

by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.

Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".

by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 30, 2018

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