Random
Source Code
Random
Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.
“Ew, what’s that smell?”
“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”
Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.
This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.
When you overact in front of the camera
Playin up for social media
I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording
She is totes a ham for the gram!
Most pretty High School Teacher ever!
Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.
Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.
Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!
When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"