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when some one else Masterbates you for you
'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'
'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'
ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
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the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob
She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.
You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.
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1) someone who shoots shit from their hand
2) someone that sits on their hands
3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.
The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.
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The act of giving a man a handjob while in a hot tub.
Did you hear that Mike gave CJ a Hot-Hand last night? no way what a Fag I bet he enjoyed it
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wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??
wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine
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Also known as the pass off.
At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!
L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
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