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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber March 11, 2012


Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021


Human Right

Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.

The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024


human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.

An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.

by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021


Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

by Nether man above the stars May 30, 2021


Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing

Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023


Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.

"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024