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A black pause like ura, era, uh, to give emphasis to the simplistic jive sputtered in every other sentence.
Yee bluh whatever. You hear wha I'm sayin'? Da ho wa so naeesty. You hear what I'm sayin'? Whatever. Dat bitch. You hear wha I'm sayin'?
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What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.
Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.
Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted"
You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
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A design from an apparel company who only makes shirts targeted to people named Caleb. A few iterations of designs with other names on it.
"I'm Caleb doing Caleb things!" "wtf does that mean??" "Yeah."
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slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"
Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.
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The sure way to identify an ugly person.
Gabourey Bethany: "I know I'm pretty".
Audience applauds
Random Person in crowd: "You may want to rethink that applause.
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Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.
Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!
Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs
A phrase that a belligerent thug might spout off if you refuse to give up your supposed "drip"
A basic translation for confused individuals: "I'm going to shoot you in the gluteus maximus."
Thug: I'm finna pop you in the ass if you don't hand over that rolly
Contributing member of society: Please don't shoot me, kind sir!
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