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The bone-chilling cold is not the only danger that awaits a traveler on the Hoth plains. Despite standing over two meters in height, the wampa ice creature is nonetheless a stealthy predator. Its white fur is the perfect camouflage, and the howling Hoth winds mask its approach until it is too late. With a crushing blow from its clawed hand, a wampa is strong enough to snap the neck of even a hardy tauntaun.
Wampas live in caves carved from the Hoth ice. It is here that the ice creature drags its prey. It suspends its victims from the cave ceiling until it is ready to feast.
The Rebels were plagued with wampa attacks when they erected their hidden base on Hoth. Commander Luke Skywalker was savagely attacked by a wampa while on scouting duty. Skywalker narrowly escaped becoming a meal and dying in a Hoth blizzard. Despite bacta treatment administered by the skilled medical droid 2-1B, Luke still bears scars from that encounter.
Just prior to the evacuation of the Hoth base, the Rebels had to deal with repeated wampa attacks. The first indication that was something amiss was the discovery of a dead tauntaun, its neck mysteriously broken. Attracted to the sound of astromech droids, several wampa ice creatures penetrated deeper and deeper into the Alliance caverns. The Rebels were able to capture at least one wampa in a pen before having to abandon Echo Base altogether.
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An eskimo Ice pop is when a dude takes a shit into
a condom then freezes it.
Once fully frozen a ho uses it as a dildo.
Jim, do you have any eskimo ice pop's that i can use to get myself off.
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To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob.
That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense my ice cream.
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To pull out whilst receiving oral sex, cum on your girl's face, then throw a handful of icing sugar onto her face. The icing sugar sticks to the cum, and resembles a freshly iced cake.
Dicksmacker69: "I want to bake some cookies, have you seen the icing sugar?"
Troll: "Yeah, it's upstairs, your mom and I were Icing The Cake last night."
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The act of licking a man's penis from the balls to the head in one motion, as in licking ice cream that has dribbled down the outside of a cone.
She teased me for a while by giving me several slow Ice Cream Cones.
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Well you can eat it from the side, you can eat it from the top. You can lick it round and round like you're never gonna stop. You can eat it in the morning, you can eat it in the night. You can eat it all at once, or take a little bite. Mmmm, Ice Cream Cone!
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A figurative saying meaning that someone is extremely good in the clutch and very cool under pressure.
Norm: "Well folks, we're here on the 18th hole and Tiger Woods is having a great day, putting his balls pretty much wherever he wants to."
Steve: "Yes indeed, he's given a brilliant performance here, Norm. Do you think he's got what it takes to emerge victorious?"
Norm: "Of course, Steve. Tiger is a clutch performer with ice water in the veins. Here he goes to finish up the night."
Steve: "Looking good...oh no! Elin woke up just before he snuck back into bed! She sees the lipstick on his shirt. Uh oh, there she goes looking through his texting history. Oh man, here she comes with the golf club." ***WHACK!***
Norm: "Oooh, great swing mechanics there, but that's got to hurt."
Steve: "Well, that's it folks. Looks like our champ couldn't close it out today, and he could be on injured leave for some time now."
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