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The 27th letter of the alphabet
Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
Bitchass one piece fan who repeatedly says JoJo is mid even though no one asked
Jacob: JoJo mid
Person: No one asked
Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.
Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.
Someone who always cares deeply about their ex partners and their family and always wishes the best for them. He is someone who should be considered for a second chance.
Hey Rachel you should see what Jacob is getting into now a days. I know he means well.
Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box
You being like Jacob