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An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
When you can't take a nifty shit
Cocksucker had a traffic jam
A purple specialty cocktail- usually made with rum or soju. It derives its purple color from a rare tea made from the flowers of the Butterfly Pea plant or Clitoria Ternatea.
I went to a party and drank three Purple Jam Rocks at Miss Lily's- it was lit AF.
A slow jam is an umbrella term for music with R&B and Soul influences. Slow jams are commonly R&B ballads or downtempo songs. The term is most commonly reserved for soft-sounding songs with heavily emotional or romantic lyrical content.
Guy 1: I love this. What is it?
Guy 2: Its a soul jam. Duh.
Guy1: A What?
Guy 2: R&B and Soul idiot
Guy1 : oh
When you throw up on a mans dick and keep sucking.
Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night”
Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
That feeling when the beat drops.
Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!