nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

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Shrimp job

When a woman sucks a mans toes

The man thought something good was gonna hapen but all he got from her was a shrimp job

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mustard job

Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.

Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job

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state job

1.) Gets 20 breaks a day
2.) Has a good relashanship with the donut guy
3.) Is the most rested person in town.
4.)Knows all the places to hid from the supervisor.

1.)My neighbor who works as a police officer makes sure to check his mail three times a day and he keeps his driveway warm with his police SUV. Everyday around three I see him at the party store scratching lotto tickets.

2.)Towns Person- Officer someone just robbed the bank! Officer- Well what are you doing sitting around get him you know this is my coffee break!

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Mom Job

The act of intercourse (generally from behind and on your side) with a female who is breastfeeding an infant, or another participator in said intercourse.

Dude, I pulled off the best Mom Job with that chick last night. It was weird when she was nursing her kid, but when her girl friend joined in it was totally worth it.

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Sew Job

The act in which a male puts his penis under the needle of a sewing machine ; And aggressively stomps on the pedal of the machine.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a sew job last night. Good thing there was thread in the machine, I already got the stitches."

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snow job

Ejaculating into snow and form this snow into a snowball and use it to hit someone in the face

Nick pissed me off so i when we went outside i gave him with a snow job.

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