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national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized
Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma
Guy2: its purple, what about yours?
Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?
July 11 is National Roll out Day! Anybody on wheels that being Roller Blades / Skates, Skateboards, Bikes, etc., gather some friends or go solo on the streets and have fun!
Friend 1: "Hey *Friend 2*, its July 11 and you know what that means...!"
Friend 2: "*Friend 1*, I'm outside your door with my skates on, lets roll!"
July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.
Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.
July 11th is heather Samaan’s birthday
I the almost july 11th, that’s Heather Samaan’s birthday!
National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!
person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!
the day that boys have to simp for girls real hard.
cj: u are so perfect, even when its not July 11
kate: I know simp.
National Pull ur gfs hair bc why not
Girl: *in bed*
Guy: *pulls hair*
Girl: what are u doijg😡
Guy/GIRL: ITS NATIONAL PULL UR GFS HAIR DAY aka July 24