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Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it
Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted
Another name for a double sided dildo
Where did you hide lesbian cucumber
Nandor: "You are my.... friend." lesbian nandermo
VULGAR SLANG
A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;
Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;
Cancer Survivor.
(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).
Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"
Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.
Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7
Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.