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Anybody who got blocked in twitter by narcissisticVEVO. We all slay bye ;)
-she's a lesbian louie
- oh really? I AM ONE TOO
the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.
"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."
When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.
Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.
She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian
Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey
Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
A term a person with a queen sized bed uses when they’re looking for a female lover
My bed is a lonely lesbian queen