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Used in relationship to some good ass food.
Guy 1: yo my nig you tried some of that new trail mix
Guy 2: no?
Guy 1: it's like sex in your mouth nig
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up and stop trying to act black you flaming sack of steaming shit.
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A Scottish termWhen a male is really constipated so he takes laxatives and shit down his partners throat. After swallowing the fluids she quickly gags herself and throws up on his cock.
" I ( George Scott )was really constipated yesterday so I taught her ( Katie tolliday )the Byplymouth mouth constipation technique and she loved it "
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When someone looks like they have too many teeth in their mouth. Generally when they smile and you see a gang of yellow or disproportionate teeth staring back at you. Typically found on low-income, country/rural, or one foot out of the trailer whites. They are highly recognizable because they generally wear rural and outdated pride on their sleeve, look unsanitary and or love to tell you how they are or were the first ones in their families to go to college. Whatever the case, they are in terrible need of dental work. Also known as British mouth syndrome. The suburbs are full of these people.
"Where did Erin graduate from?"
"Which one? There are two of 'em."
"The one with that mouth I hate."
"Oh her, I think she went to Auburn"
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war heads, like the really sour sucking candy
"dude, give me a nuclear war in the mouth"
"just friggin say war head, gosh"
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A song made by the singer cupcakke called deepthroat she has 4 albums Cum Cake, Queen Elizabitch, Audacious, and STD....😬
Mouth wide open like I'm at the dentists
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The after taste of a cheap cigar.
Hey bill, I have a bad case of captain black-mouth
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Verb;
As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.
April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.
Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!
Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?
Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.
Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.
Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!
Raphael: Fa real?
Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.
A little while later...
Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?
(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)
Raphael: Cowabunga dude!
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