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the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
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she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
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when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing
shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker
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My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.
Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!
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Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
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the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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