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Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?
Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
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when someone has an impression of lines on their legs, just like a muffin when you take the paper off the bottom.
Adam "Oh man, look at Jackie's muffin bottom!!!"
Sara "She really needs to get new sheets"
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a person that thinks he is soo cool and the best at everything
swag muffin we hate you
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When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife
im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?
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A girls private region(Vagina) which is is unfortunately filled with muffin like substance rather than what would normally be expected.
"Dude did you get in her Chotch Muffin?"
"Nah man too much Poppy seed"
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A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.
"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"
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A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!
(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?
(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".
(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
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