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While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.
After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.
An awesome song by Led Zeppelin originally realeased on the Led Zeppelin IV (zoso.
Been a long time since a rock 'n' rolled!
A literary technique invented by OuLiPo (look it up) in which words in a text are replaced by the 7th similar part of speech (7th adjective, 7th verb and so on) that occurs in a good dictionary.
By extension, the replacement of a word by the 7th later near-rhyme in a dictionary.
Harry Mathews, in replacing the word 'daffodils' by 'imbeciles' using N+7 in a famous Wordsworth poem, produced:
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden imbeciles;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the imbeciles.
a stupid mistake; a brain fart
she had a bart and missed the $100 question
*scumfuckers, n: the act of showing up uninvited to a private home and destroying/damaging/rendering unusable/defecating upon/micturating upon the personal goods of the owner of the establishment. can also mean stealing of any valuable goods from a private home/business.
*scumfuckers, n2: the labeling of particular individuals that engage in scumfuckery, one who engages in scumfuckery.
*scumfuck, to scumfuck, v: the act of in any way devaluing another private citizen's property after entering their home without consent.
scumfuckery, n1: 'Just don't engage in any scumfuckery, Homeless Hal.'
scumfuckers, n2: 'Those scumfuckers sure torched that tapestry last night.'
scumfuck, v: 'Let's go to Geoff's party and scumfuck that place up.'
similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)
after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..
Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.
oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!