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A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes. It's great.. I use them all the time
James: Can I show you my Ninja Penis?
Jessica: Only If you stick it into me ;)
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An okay dude with slight schizophrenia.
He's alright, he's just a cock-ninja!
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It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool
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A man who has been trained to be gay on command because he is a faggot at heart but didn't know it until he was ass slammed in prison.
Teddy is just a fruit ninja, he learned it in prison.
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The sweetest parkour/freerunning clan on earth!! Located out of shinnston, WV. Founders being Norman and Issaiah and quickly acqiring "Sensei Gary".. If you see a lime green S with an N on the inside, thats us.
Man I just saw some crazy dudes jump off of lumberport elementary! Wtf?
Oh dude! That was the Sidewalk Ninjas!
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A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.
I can this one the Ninja Turtle.
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when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind
Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out
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